My husband, who claims to be good at a cocktail party because he knows about five minutes of every subject, has never heard of Marie Kondo. Where, oh where, dear man…
Joy is relative. Adjust with “tolerate” if you just can’t pull joyous emotion from the five-year-old pants you wear twice a week. Then just hang them back up.
Always clean your closet BEFORE you blame the drycleaner.
American Express should tag my account: “Make the lady clean out old purses before processing stolen card claim.”
Dust bunnies are real. One hopped from the floor to the closet shelf I had just cleaned when I turned my back.
Four-inch heels haven’t worked for years. Just say no and goodbye.
