A bad buy at any price.

Judgment has no place in The Goodwill Project.

But there is an exception to every rule.

I love a cute beach bag as much as the next girl, but I think this one might have been better left on the ship.

While it’s possible that the heat-transfered sentiments on this beach bag refer to a boat ride before a cross-country move to Colorado, I think it’s more likely a well-meaning maid of honor’s attempt at clever rhyme. Likely a last-blast bachelorette cruise complete with keepsake beach bags that went south with a gold-emblazed grammar gaffe.

At $4.99, this one’s no bargain. Even if it were to come with a veil.

This one’s a grammar nerd’s nightmare. I did look for it on a return trip to the store though, and didn’t see it. Surely it went to someone Vail-bound, right? Are there beaches in Colorado?